Thursday, October 30, 2008

Why don't any of these lazy fucks ever consider just TURNING OFF THEIR TELEVISIONS? Oh, wait...CSI is on.

-----Original Message-----
From: xxxxx@aol.com
To: xxxxx@cox.net; xxxxx@yahoo.com; xxxxx@aol.com; xxxxx@yahoo.com; xxxxx@bellsouth.net; xxxxx@hotmail.com; xxxxx@gmail.com
Sent: Wed, 29 Oct 2008 10:07 pm
Subject: Fwd: Fw: ABC bans flag lapel pins

-----Original Message-----
From: Kathy Xxxxx  
Sent: Wed, 29 Oct 2008 6:14 am
Subject: Fw: ABC bans flag lapel pins

----- Original Message -----
From: Justin
To: Undisclosed-Recipient:;
Sent: Tuesday, October 28, 2008 6:55 PM
Subject: ABC bans flag lapel pins

This should make your blood boil...it DOES mine!

ABC NEWS BANS FLAG LAPEL PINS!

YESTERDAY THE BRASS AT ABC NEWS ISSUED ORDERS FORBIDDING REPORTERS TO WEAR LAPEL PIN AMERICAN FLAGS OR OTHER PATRIOTIC INSIGNIA.  THEIR REASONING WAS THAT ABC SHOULD REMAIN NEUTRAL ABOUT 'CAUSES'.

SINCE WHEN IS SUPPORT FOR PREVENTING DEATH AND DESTRUCTION SOME SORT OF A 'CAUSE'?  SINCE WHEN IS PATRIOTISM TO BE DISCOURAGED?

I URGE YOU TO BOYCOTT ABC AND ITS SPONSORS AND AFFILIATES.  WE ARE SLOWLY LOSING EVERYTHING OUR COUNTRY STANDS FOR AND EVERYTHING OUR MEN AND WOMEN FOUGHT AND DIED TO PRESERVE!

PLEASE FORWARD THIS TO AS MANY AS YOU CAN.  THIS HAS BEEN VERIFIED THROUGH:  http://www.snopes.com/rumors/noflags.asp

THIS ONE NEEDS TO GET OUT IF IT HASN'T ALREADY!

--------------------------------------------------------
No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG.
Version: 8.0.169 / Virus Database: 270.8.4/1749 - Release Date: 10/27/2008 7:57 AM

--------------------------------------------------------
McCain or Obama? Stay up to date on the latest from the campaign trail with AOL News.

Remember, kids: Priests can be ignorant assholes, too!

-----Original Message-----
From: Jan XXXXX
To: TONY XXXXX ; tina xxxxx ; nathan xxxxx ; KELLY XXXXX ; Joseph xxxxx
Sent: Wed, 29 Oct 2008 5:49 pm
Subject: Fw: Fr. Glenn Xxxxx

From: Fr. Glenn Xxxxx

I will offer mass for the voters to do the right thing for thier country and their religious liberty. I will ask the haitian peasants also. I was very dismayed when, recently, a family member of mine said to me with great resignation that Obama will take the presidency. These words came from someone who in the past has been a great prayer warrior. 'What is happening?' was my question. Why are we Christians settling and not issuing a battle cry and falling to our knees and taking our country back? We allowed ourselves to be stripped of the right to pray at school functions and in school, we have the 10 commandments removed from government places and are told we cannot pray in school, all the while providing public prayer places for Muslims. What in the world is going on and why are we being apathetic? Why aren't we praying?

Our God is a mighty God who is waiting patiently for us to raise our voices to heaven to stop the tide of the anti-Christ actions in our world today. Now we find we have a charismatic candidate for president who does not respect our flag and refuses to wear one on his lapel except when it becomes politically expedient and whose own wife and pastor that he loves profess to have strong anti-white feelings, and we sit back and say 'it is a given, we can do nothing.' There has never been a time in 2000 years that we can do nothing, never a time that we must sit back and allow the evil in men's and women's hearts to take over our world. We should be very afraid because our apathy is leading us to perdition.

It is time for all Christian Americans to raise the battle cry and take our nation back. Maybe McCain on his own cannot defeat Obama, but our God can and He will if we take to our knees in prayer and raise a mighty cry to the heavens to 'Save us O Lord.' We have the power to change the course of this election and to keep a man as suspect as Barak Obama from leading our country to who knows where with his message of 'change' - a change which I fear will be away from our Christian ideals and away from Christ and further away from one nation under God to one nation under Allah.

We are great at passing stories and pictures around the Internet, but where are our prayers and prayer warriors praying to stop this tide of Obama? God parted the red sea, Jesus rose from the dead, and we can bring our country back to its Christian roots and stop the move to the rise of Muslims in our country. We can stop our country from being 'under Allah,' but we must begin to pray, to pray as if our country and our lives depended on it, because they do. We can stop all these atrocities against God's commands that have taken root in our country through something as simple as sincere prayer, a call to God to deliver us, to forgive us our sins of apathy, and to protect us from the evil that is upon us.

Okay prayer warriors, here is your challenge - start those prayer chains. Get the spiritual power working on our behalf and stop Obama the proper way, by calling on our God to save us from the deception that charismatic preaching is using to lead us on the wrong path. Stop those who would take God out of our country and our government. Rise up good men to lead us and protect us. George Bush is being buffeted because he has fought a holy war against the evils that attack us and we should not be surprised because a prophet is not honored in his own country. But we should not rest on our laurels and allow ourselves to be taken further off the path of Christianity and to have God removed from our presence in our schools, courts, government, and businesses. Invite God into the fray. Ask that His power rest upon us and give us the victory. Ask him to rise up a might army to defend us and to protect our country as he did in days of old.  ; Let us be victorious beginning NOW. The battle is His but we must call on Him without ceasing and unite our voices and hearts in prayer.

Please pass this around to all people of prayer that you know and maybe, just maybe, a more eloquent person of prayer will write something better and more inspiring and even the rocks will shout that Jesus is Lord and our Mighty God is with us, bringing the victory for us and ultimately for Him.

'Be joyful always, pray continually, and give thanks in all circumstances, for this is God's will for you in Christ Jesus.' I Thes. 5:16-18

A Blessing from my heart
Fr. Glenn Xxxxx, SOLT
SOLT Haiti Mission
140 Rue Beauregard Suite A
Lafayette, La. 70508
Cell: 337.652.XXXX / Sue Xxxxx 337.654.XXXX
Website: www.xxxxx.org

-------------------------------------------
When your life is on the go—take your life with you. Try Windows Mobile® today


-------------------------------------------
No virus found in this incoming message.
Checked by AVG - http://www.avg.com
Version: 8.0.175 / Virus Database: 270.8.4/1754 - Release Date: 10/29/2008 7:45 AM

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Who says mixed media art is too esoteric?

From: xxxxx@hotmail.com
Subject: early photo of feather room dress entity
Date: October 22, 2008 11:02:03 AM CDT
To: xxxxx@gmail.com, xxxxx@gmail.com
--------------------------------------------------

Hi Catherine,
I'm a post-bac at MICA with your husband with Philip. I was considering doing a project with feathers and Philip mentioned you've done a lot with feathers. I was wondering if you might share some photos of what you've done, if you have some and share your experience. How far the feathers stretched for you and so on. I would so, so appreciate it.

Sincerely,

Rebecca XXXXX

--------------------------------------------------
Want to read Hotmail messages in Outlook? The Wordsmiths show you how. Learn Now

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Dude, it took me six minutes to READ it...

From: xxxxx, Latina L [CLIMATE/AC/NAT]
Sent: Thursday, September 25, 2008 4:37 PM
To: xxxxx, Rose M [CLIMATE/AC/NAT]; xxxxx, Lula M [CLIMATE/AC/NAT]; xxxxx, Charmaine C [CLIMATE/AC/NAT]; xxxxx, Valeria Y [External/Remedy Staffing]; xxxxx, Germaine D [CLIMATE/AC/NAT]; Rachal, Cindy S [CLIMATE/NAT]; xxxxx, Terri L [CLIMATE/AC/NAT]; xxxxx, Delisa [CLIMATE/AC/NAT]; xxxxx, Priscilla A [CLIMATE/AC/NAT]; xxxxx@gmail.com; xxxxx@aol.com; xxxxx, Anastasia [CLIMATE/AC/NAT]
Subject: FW: Yellow Shirt (don't delete)

The yellow shirt  had long sleeves, four extra-large pockets trimmed in black thread
and snaps up the front.  It was faded from years of wear, but still in decent shape.  I found it in 1963 when I was home from college on Christmas break, rummaging through bags of clothes Mom intended to give away.  'You're not taking that old thing, are you?' Mom said when she saw me packing the yellow shirt.  'I wore that when I was pregnant with your brother in 1954!'

 'It's just the thing to wear over my clothes during art class, Mom.  Thanks!'  I slipped it into my suitcase before she could object. The yellow shirt be came a part of my college wardrobe.  I loved it. After graduation, I wore the shirt the day I moved into my new apartment and on Saturday mornings when I cleaned.

The next year, I married.  When I became pregnant, I wore the yellow shirt during big-belly days.  I missed Mom and the rest of my family, since we were in Colorado and they were in Illinois   But that shirt helped.  I smiled, remembering that Mother had worn it when she was pregnant, 15 years earlier.

That Christmas, mindful of the warm feelings the shirt had given me, I patched one elbow, wrapped it in holiday paper and sent it to Mom.  When Mom wrote to thank me for her 'real' gifts, she said the yellow shirt was lovely.  She never mentioned it again.

The next year, my husband, daughter and I stopped at Mom and Dad's to pick up some furniture.  Days later, when we uncrated the kitchen table, I noticed something yellow taped to its bottom.  The shirt!

And so the pattern was set.

On our next visit home, I secretly placed the shirt under Mom and Dad's mattress.  I don't know how long it took for her to find it, but almost two years passed before I discovered it under the base of our living-room floor lamp.  The yellow shirt was just what I needed now while refinishing furniture.  The walnut stains added character.

In 1975 my husband and I divorced.  With my three children, I prepared to move back to Illinois .  As I packed, a deep depression overtook me. I wondered if I could make it on my own.   I wondered if I would find a job.  I paged through the Bible, looking for comfort.  In Ephesians, I read, 'So use every piece of God's armor to resist the enemy whenever he attacks, and when it is all over, you will be standing up.'

I tried to picture myself wearing God's armor, but all I saw was the stained yellow shirt.  Slowly, it dawned on me.  Wasn't my mother's love a piece of God's armor?  My courage was renewed.

Unpacking in our new home, I knew I had to get the shirt back to Mother.  The next time I visited her, I tucked it in her bottom dresser drawer.

Meanwhile, I found a good job at a radio station.  A year later I discovered the yellow shirt hidden in a rag bag in my cleaning closet.

Something new had been added.  Embroidered in bright green across the breast pocket were the words 'I BELONG TO PAT.'

Not to be outdone, I got out my own embroidery materials and added an apostrophe and seven more letters.  Now the shirt proudly proclaimed, 'I BELONG TO PAT'S MOTHER.'  But I didn't stop there.  I zig-zagged all the frayed seams, then had a friend mail the shirt in a fancy box to Mom from Arlington , VA.   We enclosed an official looking letter from 'The Institute for the Destitute,' announcing that she was the recipient of an award for good deeds.  I would have given anything to see Mom's face when she opened the box.  But, of course, she never mentioned it.

Two years later, in 1978, I remarried.  The day of our wedding, Harold and I put our car in a friend's garage to avoid practical jokers. After the wedding, while my husband drove us to our honeymoon suite, I reached for a pillow in the car to rest my head.  It felt lumpy.  I unzipped the case and found, wrapped in wedding paper, the yellow shirt.  Inside a pocket was a note:  'Read John 14:27-29.  I love you both, Mother.'

That night I paged through the Bible in a hotel room and found the verses:  'I am leaving you with a gift: peace of mind and heart. And the peace I give isn't fragile like the peace the world gives.  So don't be troubled or afraid.  Remember what I told you: I am going away, but I will come back to you again.  If you really love me, you will be very happy for me, for now I can go to the Father, who is greater than I am. I have told you these things before they happen so that when they do, you will believe in me.'

The shirt was Mother's final gift.  She had known for three months that she had terminal Lou Gehrig's disease.  Mother died the following year at age 57.

I was tempted to send the yellow shirt with her to her grave.  But I'm glad I didn't, because it is a vivid reminder of the love-filled game she and I played for 16 years.  Besides, my older daughter is in college now, majoring in art.  And every art student needs a baggy yellow shirt with big pockets.


 You have 6 minutes....

 There's some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you're not superstitious. This Lotus Totus has been sent To you for good luck from the Anthony Robbins organization. It has been sent around the world ten times so Far. You will receive good luck within four days of relaying this Lotus Totus.

 Do not keep this message.  The Lotus Totus must leave your hands in 6 MINUTES.

 Otherwise you will get a very unpleasant surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious, agnostic, or otherwise faith impaired.

Now, here's the FUN part!

1-4 people: Your life will improve slightly.

5-9 people: Your life will improve to your liking.

9-14 people: You will have at least 5 surprises in the next 3 weeks

15 and above: Your life will improve drastically and everything you ever dreamed of will begin to take shape.

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart .


****************************************************************
The information contained in this e-mail (along with any attachments) is intended only for the use of the individual(s) to whom it is addressed. It is confidential and may contain privileged information. If the reader of this message is not the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that you should not read its contents, and any dissemination, distribution, or copying of this communication is strictly prohibited. If you have received it in error, please immediately (1) delete this transmission and any attachments and (2) notify info@pilgrimspride.com to advise us of the error. THIS E-MAIL IS NOT AN OFFER OR ACCEPTANCE: Notwithstanding the Uniform Electronic Transactions Act or any other law of similar import, absent an express statement to the contrary contained in this e-mail, neither this e-mail nor any attachments are an offer or acceptance to enter into a contract, and are not intended to bind the sender, Pilgrims Pride Corporation, or any of its subsidiaries, or any other person or entity. ****************************************************************
McCain or Obama? Stay updated on coverage of the Presidential race while you browse - Download Now!

D in Algebra; A+ in Pandering!

From:      XXXXX@aol.com
Subject:  (no subject)
Date:      October 19, 2008 1:26:05 PM CDT
To:         xxxxx@gmail.com
---------------------------------------------------------------------

THANK YOU FOR BEING A GOOD TEACHER. ALSO I SAW MY GRADE I'M DISAPPOINTED IN MY SELF I THOUGHT I KNEW IT I WASN'T FEELING WELL I KNOW THAT IS NOT AN EXCUSE. I WILL STUDY HARDER BECAUSE YOU ARE A GREAT TEACHER I WILL DO BETTER. THANK YOU

---------------------------------------------------------------------
New MapQuest Local shows what's happening at your destination. Dining, Movies, Events, News & more. Try it out!

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Quick, someone send this to Paulson!

From: xxxxx@aol.com
Sent: Friday, October 03, 2008 9:14 AM
To: xxxxx@cox.net; xxxxx@bellsouth.net; xxxxx@hotmail.com; xxxxx@yahoo.com; xxxxx@mac.com; xxxxx@yahoo.com; xxxxx@gmail.com; xxxxx@tampabay.rr.com; xxxxx@aol.com; xxxxx@gmail.com
Subject: financial blessing

I claim it for you - now claim it for me. God has more than a thousand ways to provide for us, that we know nothing about.
Here is your financial blessing! It's a simple prayer, you have 60
Seconds?
Don't sleep on this...Someone recently read this for the first time and
Received exactly enough for a $0 balance on all credit cards.

If you need a financial blessing, continue reading this e-mail.


Heavenly Father, most Gracious and Loving God, I pray to you that you Abundantly bless my family and me. I know that you recognize, that a Family is more than just a mother, father, sister, brother, husband and Wife, but all who believe and trust in You..!

GOD, I send up a prayer request for financial blessing for not only the Person who sent this to me, but for me, my family and all that I have forwarded this message on to. And that the power of joined prayer by those who Believe and trust in you is more powerful than anything. I thank you in Advance for your blessings. God, deliver the person reading this right Now from debt and debt burdens.

Release your Godly wisdom that I may be a good steward over all that you Have given me GOD, for I know how wonderful and mighty you are and how
If we just obey you and walk in your word and have the faith of a
Mustard seed that you will pour out blessings. I thank you now Lord for The recent blessings I have received and for the blessings yet to come Because I know you are not done with me yet. Amen

TAKE 60 SECONDS and send this on quickly and within hours, you will have Caused a multitude of people to pray to God for each other. Then sit Back and watch the power of God work in your life for doing the thing That you know He loves.

Peace and Blessings....
Have Faith


---------------------------------------
Looking for simple solutions to your real-life financial challenges? Check out WalletPop for the latest news and information, tips and calculators.
No virus found in this incoming message.
Checked by AVG - http://www.avg.com
Version: 8.0.173 / Virus Database: 270.7.5/1704 - Release Date: 10/2/2008 9:35 PM

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Wakkity-schmakkity-doooo...

(You'll need to click the image below to read it...)