From: XXXXX@aol.com
Subject: (no subject)
Date: October 19, 2008 1:26:05 PM CDT
To: xxxxx@gmail.com
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THANK YOU FOR BEING A GOOD TEACHER. ALSO I SAW MY GRADE I'M DISAPPOINTED IN MY SELF I THOUGHT I KNEW IT I WASN'T FEELING WELL I KNOW THAT IS NOT AN EXCUSE. I WILL STUDY HARDER BECAUSE YOU ARE A GREAT TEACHER I WILL DO BETTER. THANK YOU
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Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Sunday, October 12, 2008
Quick, someone send this to Paulson!
From: xxxxx@aol.com
Sent: Friday, October 03, 2008 9:14 AM
To: xxxxx@cox.net; xxxxx@bellsouth.net; xxxxx@hotmail.com; xxxxx@yahoo.com; xxxxx@mac.com; xxxxx@yahoo.com; xxxxx@gmail.com; xxxxx@tampabay.rr.com; xxxxx@aol.com; xxxxx@gmail.com
Subject: financial blessing
I claim it for you - now claim it for me. God has more than a thousand ways to provide for us, that we know nothing about.
Here is your financial blessing! It's a simple prayer, you have 60
Seconds?
Don't sleep on this...Someone recently read this for the first time and
Received exactly enough for a $0 balance on all credit cards.
If you need a financial blessing, continue reading this e-mail.
Heavenly Father, most Gracious and Loving God, I pray to you that you Abundantly bless my family and me. I know that you recognize, that a Family is more than just a mother, father, sister, brother, husband and Wife, but all who believe and trust in You..!
GOD, I send up a prayer request for financial blessing for not only the Person who sent this to me, but for me, my family and all that I have forwarded this message on to. And that the power of joined prayer by those who Believe and trust in you is more powerful than anything. I thank you in Advance for your blessings. God, deliver the person reading this right Now from debt and debt burdens.
Release your Godly wisdom that I may be a good steward over all that you Have given me GOD, for I know how wonderful and mighty you are and how
If we just obey you and walk in your word and have the faith of a
Mustard seed that you will pour out blessings. I thank you now Lord for The recent blessings I have received and for the blessings yet to come Because I know you are not done with me yet. Amen
TAKE 60 SECONDS and send this on quickly and within hours, you will have Caused a multitude of people to pray to God for each other. Then sit Back and watch the power of God work in your life for doing the thing That you know He loves.
Peace and Blessings....
Have Faith
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Sent: Friday, October 03, 2008 9:14 AM
To: xxxxx@cox.net; xxxxx@bellsouth.net; xxxxx@hotmail.com; xxxxx@yahoo.com; xxxxx@mac.com; xxxxx@yahoo.com; xxxxx@gmail.com; xxxxx@tampabay.rr.com; xxxxx@aol.com; xxxxx@gmail.com
Subject: financial blessing
I claim it for you - now claim it for me. God has more than a thousand ways to provide for us, that we know nothing about.
Here is your financial blessing! It's a simple prayer, you have 60
Seconds?
Don't sleep on this...Someone recently read this for the first time and
Received exactly enough for a $0 balance on all credit cards.
If you need a financial blessing, continue reading this e-mail.
Heavenly Father, most Gracious and Loving God, I pray to you that you Abundantly bless my family and me. I know that you recognize, that a Family is more than just a mother, father, sister, brother, husband and Wife, but all who believe and trust in You..!
GOD, I send up a prayer request for financial blessing for not only the Person who sent this to me, but for me, my family and all that I have forwarded this message on to. And that the power of joined prayer by those who Believe and trust in you is more powerful than anything. I thank you in Advance for your blessings. God, deliver the person reading this right Now from debt and debt burdens.
Release your Godly wisdom that I may be a good steward over all that you Have given me GOD, for I know how wonderful and mighty you are and how
If we just obey you and walk in your word and have the faith of a
Mustard seed that you will pour out blessings. I thank you now Lord for The recent blessings I have received and for the blessings yet to come Because I know you are not done with me yet. Amen
TAKE 60 SECONDS and send this on quickly and within hours, you will have Caused a multitude of people to pray to God for each other. Then sit Back and watch the power of God work in your life for doing the thing That you know He loves.
Peace and Blessings....
Have Faith
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Thursday, October 2, 2008
We enthusiastically embrace our redneck heritage!
-----Original Message-----
From: xxxxxx@emerson.com
To: xxxxx@aol.com; xxxxx@hotmail.com; xxxxx@gmail.com
Sent: Thu, 2 Oct 2008 9:57 am
Subject: FW: Fwd: You are a Louisianan if
You are a Louisianan if...
1. You can properly pronounce Lecompte, Lafayette, Ponchatoula, Natchitoches, Opelousas, Shongaloo, Tangipahoa, Pontchartrain, Avoyelles, Times Picayune, Lafourche, Ouachita, and Atchafalaya, and you know that New Orleans doesn't have a long 'E' sound anywhere in it..
2. You think other people who complain about the heat in their states are sissies.
3. Newspapers make the best table cloths when setting the table for a crawfish boil.
4. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor or a sugar cane truck on the highway.
5. You've had to switch from 'heat' to 'A/C' all on the same day.
6. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.
7. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.
8. You've seen people e wear bib overalls or LSU shirts at funerals.
9. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
10. You measure distance in minutes, not miles.
11. Little Smokies and anything on a Ritz cracker are something you serve only on special occasions.
12. You go to the lake because you think it is kind of like going to the ocean.
13. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit to wear each day.
14. You know cow pies are not made of beef.
15. People you know have used an LSU or Saint's football schedule to plan their wedding date.
16. You have known someone who has a belt buckle bigger than your fist.
17. A bad traffic jam involves two cars staring each other down at a four-way stop, each determined to be the most polite and let the other go first.
18. You aren't surprised to find movie rentals, ammunition, beer, pickled pig's feet, and bait all in the same store.
19. Your 'place at the lake' has wheels under it or 8 foot pilings.
20. A Mercedes Benz isn't a status symbol. A Chevy or Ford Extended Bed Crew Cab is.
21. You know everything goes better with ' Tabasco '.
22. You learned how to shoot a gun and bait a hook before you learned how to multiply.
23. You actually get these jokes and are 'fixin' to send them to your friends before 'makin' groceries, or goin' by your mama's.
24. Red beans and rice are ALWAYS served on Mondays.
25. Po-Boys have nothing to do with one's economic status.
26. Katrina and Rita are no longer acceptable names for newborn baby girls.
27. AND THE 'F' WORD is now pronounced FEMA.
Finally, you are a 100% Louisianan if you have EVER had this conversation:
'You wanna Coke?'
'Yeah.'
'What kind?'
'Dr. Pepper'
From: xxxxxx@emerson.com
To: xxxxx@aol.com; xxxxx@hotmail.com; xxxxx@gmail.com
Sent: Thu, 2 Oct 2008 9:57 am
Subject: FW: Fwd: You are a Louisianan if
You are a Louisianan if...
1. You can properly pronounce Lecompte, Lafayette, Ponchatoula, Natchitoches, Opelousas, Shongaloo, Tangipahoa, Pontchartrain, Avoyelles, Times Picayune, Lafourche, Ouachita, and Atchafalaya, and you know that New Orleans doesn't have a long 'E' sound anywhere in it..
2. You think other people who complain about the heat in their states are sissies.
3. Newspapers make the best table cloths when setting the table for a crawfish boil.
4. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor or a sugar cane truck on the highway.
5. You've had to switch from 'heat' to 'A/C' all on the same day.
6. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.
7. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.
8. You've seen people e wear bib overalls or LSU shirts at funerals.
9. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
10. You measure distance in minutes, not miles.
11. Little Smokies and anything on a Ritz cracker are something you serve only on special occasions.
12. You go to the lake because you think it is kind of like going to the ocean.
13. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit to wear each day.
14. You know cow pies are not made of beef.
15. People you know have used an LSU or Saint's football schedule to plan their wedding date.
16. You have known someone who has a belt buckle bigger than your fist.
17. A bad traffic jam involves two cars staring each other down at a four-way stop, each determined to be the most polite and let the other go first.
18. You aren't surprised to find movie rentals, ammunition, beer, pickled pig's feet, and bait all in the same store.
19. Your 'place at the lake' has wheels under it or 8 foot pilings.
20. A Mercedes Benz isn't a status symbol. A Chevy or Ford Extended Bed Crew Cab is.
21. You know everything goes better with ' Tabasco '.
22. You learned how to shoot a gun and bait a hook before you learned how to multiply.
23. You actually get these jokes and are 'fixin' to send them to your friends before 'makin' groceries, or goin' by your mama's.
24. Red beans and rice are ALWAYS served on Mondays.
25. Po-Boys have nothing to do with one's economic status.
26. Katrina and Rita are no longer acceptable names for newborn baby girls.
27. AND THE 'F' WORD is now pronounced FEMA.
Finally, you are a 100% Louisianan if you have EVER had this conversation:
'You wanna Coke?'
'Yeah.'
'What kind?'
'Dr. Pepper'
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Ooh, yeah...gotta watch out for the burglar rapist. He's the worst.
From: SHERYL
Subject: FW: GREAT IDEAS!!!!
Date: Wed, 1 Oct 2008 17:43:05 -0500
I think this very good advice---worth passing along.
PUT YOUR CAR KEYS BESIDE YOUR BED AT NIGHT
Tell your spouse, your children, your neighbors, your parents, your Dr., the check-out girl at the market, everyone you run across.
Put your car keys beside your bed at night. If you hear a noise outside your home or someone trying to get in your house, just press the panic button for your car. The alarm will be set off, and the horn will continue to sound until either you turn it off or the car battery dies.
This tip came from a neighborhood watch coordinator Next time you come home for the night and you start to put your keys away, think of this:
It's a security alarm system that you probably already have and requires no installation. Test it. It will go off from most everywhere inside your house and will keep honking until your battery runs down or until you reset it with the button on the key fob chain. It works if you park in your driveway or garage If your car alarm goes off when someone is trying to break in your house, odds are the burglar rapist won't stick around... after a few seconds all the neighbors will be looking out their windows to see who is out there and sure enough the criminal won't want that. And remember to carry your keys while walking to your car in a parking lot. The alarm can work the same way there .... This is something that should really be shared with everyone. Maybe it could save a life or a sexual abuse crime.
P.S. I am send ing this to everyone I know because I think it is fantastic. Would also be useful for any emergency, such as a heart attack, where you can't reach a phone. My Mom has suggested to my Dad that he carry his car keys with him in case he falls outside and she doesn't hear him. He can activate the car alarm and then she'll know there's a problem.
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Subject: FW: GREAT IDEAS!!!!
Date: Wed, 1 Oct 2008 17:43:05 -0500
I think this very good advice---worth passing along.
PUT YOUR CAR KEYS BESIDE YOUR BED AT NIGHT
Tell your spouse, your children, your neighbors, your parents, your Dr., the check-out girl at the market, everyone you run across.
Put your car keys beside your bed at night. If you hear a noise outside your home or someone trying to get in your house, just press the panic button for your car. The alarm will be set off, and the horn will continue to sound until either you turn it off or the car battery dies.
This tip came from a neighborhood watch coordinator Next time you come home for the night and you start to put your keys away, think of this:
It's a security alarm system that you probably already have and requires no installation. Test it. It will go off from most everywhere inside your house and will keep honking until your battery runs down or until you reset it with the button on the key fob chain. It works if you park in your driveway or garage If your car alarm goes off when someone is trying to break in your house, odds are the burglar rapist won't stick around... after a few seconds all the neighbors will be looking out their windows to see who is out there and sure enough the criminal won't want that. And remember to carry your keys while walking to your car in a parking lot. The alarm can work the same way there .... This is something that should really be shared with everyone. Maybe it could save a life or a sexual abuse crime.
P.S. I am send ing this to everyone I know because I think it is fantastic. Would also be useful for any emergency, such as a heart attack, where you can't reach a phone. My Mom has suggested to my Dad that he carry his car keys with him in case he falls outside and she doesn't hear him. He can activate the car alarm and then she'll know there's a problem.
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Wednesday, October 1, 2008
I seriously fucking hope the subject line was artificially inflated.
-----Original Message-----
From: shane s
To: s
Sent: Mon, 29 Sep 2008 7:15 pm
Subject: Number 11369543
> PRAY THIS EVEN IF YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE IT!!
>
> IT WILL ONLY TAKE A MINUTE.
>
> I started not to do this, but as I read it....
>
> I understood God to say,
> "You need a miracle tomorrow"
>
> so here goes....Prov. 29:25
>
> You never know when God is going to bless you!!
>
> Good things happen when you least expect them to !!!!!!!!
>
> Change the number in the subject box when you forward it by adding one!!!
>
> Dear Lord, I thank You for this day,
> I thank You for my being able to see
> and to hear this morning.
>
> I'm blessed because You are
> a forgiving God and
> an understanding God.
>
> You have done so much for me
> and You keep on blessing me.
>
> Forgive me this day for everything
> I have done, said or thought
> that was not pleasing to you.
>
> I ask now for Your forgiveness.
>
> Please keep me safe
> from all danger and harm.
>
> Help me to start this day
> with a new attitude and plenty of gratitude.
>
> Let me make the best of each and every day
> to clear my mind so that I can hear from You.
>
> Please broaden my mind
> that I can accept all things.
>
> Let me not whine and whimper
> over things I have no control over.
>
> And give me the best response
> when I'm pushed beyond my limits.
>
> I know that when I can't pray,
> You listen to my heart.
>
> Continue to use me to do Your will.
>
> Continue to bless me that I may be
> a blessing to others.
>
> Keep me strong that I may help the weak...
>
> Keep me uplifted that I may have
> words of encouragement for others.
>
> I pray for those that are lost
> and can't find their way.
>
> I pray for those that are misjudged
> and misunderstood.
>
> I pray for those who
> don't know You intimately.
>
> I pray for those that will delete this
> without sharing it with others
>
> I pray for those that don't believe.
>
> But I thank You that I believe
> that God changes people and
> God changes things.
>
> I pray for all my sisters and brothers.
> For each and every family member
> in their households.
>
> I pray for peace, love and joy
> in their homes; that they are out of debt
> and all their needs are met.
>
> I pray that every eye that reads this
> knows there is no problem, circumstance,
> or situation greater than God.
>
> Every battle is in Your hands for You to fight.
>
> I pray that these words be received
> into the hearts of every eye that sees it
> in Jesus' name. Amen!
>
> If you prayed this prayer,
> change the number in the subject box
> before forwarding the message
> so people can see how many
> other people have done so.
>
> God Bless ! ! ! ! !
>
> Just repeat this phrase and see how God moves!!
>
> God I love you and I need you,
> come into my heart, please.
>
> God will bless you.
> Know that you are already blessed
> by the person who sent this to you.
> Love & Peace To You My Friend!!
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From: shane s
To: s
Sent: Mon, 29 Sep 2008 7:15 pm
Subject: Number 11369543
> PRAY THIS EVEN IF YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE IT!!
>
> IT WILL ONLY TAKE A MINUTE.
>
> I started not to do this, but as I read it....
>
> I understood God to say,
> "You need a miracle tomorrow"
>
> so here goes....Prov. 29:25
>
> You never know when God is going to bless you!!
>
> Good things happen when you least expect them to !!!!!!!!
>
> Change the number in the subject box when you forward it by adding one!!!
>
> Dear Lord, I thank You for this day,
> I thank You for my being able to see
> and to hear this morning.
>
> I'm blessed because You are
> a forgiving God and
> an understanding God.
>
> You have done so much for me
> and You keep on blessing me.
>
> Forgive me this day for everything
> I have done, said or thought
> that was not pleasing to you.
>
> I ask now for Your forgiveness.
>
> Please keep me safe
> from all danger and harm.
>
> Help me to start this day
> with a new attitude and plenty of gratitude.
>
> Let me make the best of each and every day
> to clear my mind so that I can hear from You.
>
> Please broaden my mind
> that I can accept all things.
>
> Let me not whine and whimper
> over things I have no control over.
>
> And give me the best response
> when I'm pushed beyond my limits.
>
> I know that when I can't pray,
> You listen to my heart.
>
> Continue to use me to do Your will.
>
> Continue to bless me that I may be
> a blessing to others.
>
> Keep me strong that I may help the weak...
>
> Keep me uplifted that I may have
> words of encouragement for others.
>
> I pray for those that are lost
> and can't find their way.
>
> I pray for those that are misjudged
> and misunderstood.
>
> I pray for those who
> don't know You intimately.
>
> I pray for those that will delete this
> without sharing it with others
>
> I pray for those that don't believe.
>
> But I thank You that I believe
> that God changes people and
> God changes things.
>
> I pray for all my sisters and brothers.
> For each and every family member
> in their households.
>
> I pray for peace, love and joy
> in their homes; that they are out of debt
> and all their needs are met.
>
> I pray that every eye that reads this
> knows there is no problem, circumstance,
> or situation greater than God.
>
> Every battle is in Your hands for You to fight.
>
> I pray that these words be received
> into the hearts of every eye that sees it
> in Jesus' name. Amen!
>
> If you prayed this prayer,
> change the number in the subject box
> before forwarding the message
> so people can see how many
> other people have done so.
>
> God Bless ! ! ! ! !
>
> Just repeat this phrase and see how God moves!!
>
> God I love you and I need you,
> come into my heart, please.
>
> God will bless you.
> Know that you are already blessed
> by the person who sent this to you.
> Love & Peace To You My Friend!!
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